As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

Baby Giggles & More This store will feature the most unique and elite finds for your precious little one.There will be many lines of complete items for the nursery ranging from traditional classic to contemporary.

THE BRATS' SALES Specialties:Nascars,Nascar items,pocket knives,Figurines,home decorations. Special occasion baskets,Birthday baskets.Computer programs and Computer Componants.

MOSES BASKET FOR BABY IN CLASSIC STRIPE $240.00 or Best Offer
Classic woven basket, easily portable and essential for keeping a newborn close. Lining is 100% cotton, pink/white or blue/white.Baby outgrown the basket? Use to hold toys. 9" inches High x 34" Length x 16" Wide. Circ 85" . 100% cotton, m/washable lining, Includes mattress pad

NASCAR--# 43 RICHARD PETTY 1/24 DIECAST $39.95,
The " KING OF NASCAR " Old # 43 favorite car.Richard Petty Special is a one of a kind masterpieces.All the details a large STP Sponsers Sticker, and all others.

Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.
If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, what is the day after Christmas called?
December 26th.

This is a Buddhist celebration held on December 8 each year throughout Japan. It is a tradition that has been carried on since at least 400 AD. Once only observed by tailors and dressmakers, today anyone who sews participates. A special shrine is made for the needles containing offerings of food and scissors and thimbles. A pan of tofu (soybean curd) is the center of the shrine and all the broken and bent needles are inserted into it. As the needles go into the tofu, the sewer recites a special prayer in thanks for its fine service over the year. The needles find their final resting place at sea, as devotees everywhere wrap their tofu in paper and launch them out to sea.

JJ's TREASURES teapots and Irish collectables, collectibles, glass, china, pottery, gifts, etc...All items are in stock at the time of listing.

Farmer Daughter 7 Beanie Babies,Beanie Buddys. Large collection of various Barbie Dolls. Also Tender Tails, Furbies, older video games, and thanks largely in part to my grandsons, I do have some Collector Cards.

Round Pepsi Sign "Worth A Dime",Asking Price: $17.00 Buy It or Make Best Offer 11 3/4" in diameter S & H: $5.50 (within United States)

TINY the Chihuahua dog Ty Beanie Baby $4.99 or Best Offer Original Beanie Baby.DOB.Sept.8/1998.Tag Protector.Mint Condition, many more beanies!

Full Moons of the Millenium
The Winter Solstice, the longest night of the year, occurred on December 22, 1999. It was special due to the fact that the solstice will coincide with a Full Moon, and not just any Full Moon.
The Moon was within a few hours of its perigee, its closet point to the Earth. This made the Moon appear to be about 14 percent larger than usual.
The Moon also was only ten days from the Earth's perihelion, its closest point to the Sun, and since it shines with reflected sunlight, the moon appeared 7 percent brighter than usual.
These events occurring together are extremely rare. This was probably be the biggest, brightest Moon of the last Millennium. Rare indeed, since the next time these events coincide is around year 2130.

THE BIRDWORKS bird window/shower perches,everything from jewelry to campers from time to time!

Happy Holidays

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LARGE BIRD PERCH FOR SHOWER OR WINDOW $12.95 or Best Offer Description Getting soaked every time you try to bathe your large bird? This Perch will hold even a Macaw (pictured but not included)! Made of high resolution PVC. No screws or cloth or glue!

Don't forget to ask if the store will do the gift wrapping for you! many offer this service for a nominal fee, and it's another time saver for you!